| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Billy Smith |
| Steve Higgins | ... | Chinese astronaut Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Bart Swerski |
| George Wendt | ... | Bob Swerski |
⁕The Billy Smith segment is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.