| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Chris Kattan | ... | David Gest#3 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... |
Liza Minnelli#3 Commentary on David's birthday bash |
| Tracy Morgan |
Ate Saddam Hussein's birthday cake | |
| Will Forte | ... | Patrick Kelly#2 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gunther Kelly#2 |
| Eric Slovin | ... | giant pencil |
⁕The David Gest and Liza Minnelli segment is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
⁕The Kelly brothers segment is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.