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March 8, 2003S28E14 #539

Monologue
Tracy Morgan ... Sir Mix-A-Lot
Maya Rudolph ... Cadillaqua
Horatio Sanz ... Sebastian
Fred Armisen ... trumpeter
Will Forte ... trumpeter
Seth Meyers ... Sagamore
Commercial

Who Farted?

Rachel Dratch ... contestant
Darrell Hammond ... contestant
Tracy Morgan ... contestant
Chris Parnell ... announcer Voice
Maya Rudolph ... contestant
Horatio Sanz ... contestant
Will Forte ... contestant
Seth Meyers ... contestant
Show

Where Are They Now?

Amy Poehler ... Margey
Maya Rudolph ... Darcelle Chambers
Steve Higgins ... announcer Voice
Weekend Update
Amy Poehler ... announcer Voice
Jimmy Fallon
Tina Fey
Horatio Sanz ... Khalid Shaikh Mohammed

Commentary on his picture

Jeff Richards ... Dustin Hoffman

The Update DoorCommentary on the Grammys

Chris Parnell ... Trevor The Broadway Guy
Eric Slovin ... Thomas Jefferson
Sketch

Give Up The Ham

Rachel Dratch ... Sylvia Nash
Chris Kattan ... Emily
Tracy Morgan ... Charlene
Chris Parnell ... spokesperson
Amy Poehler ... Jennifer Hastings
Maya Rudolph ... Chantel
Will Forte ... employee
Cartoon

The X-Presidents

TV Funhouse

Amy Poehler ... Blossom Voice
Robert Smigel ... Achmed Voice
Robert Smigel ... Dick Cheney Voice
Robert Smigel ... militant Voice
Robert Smigel ... skunk Voice
Show

Profiles In Jazz

Darrell Hammond ... Jack Perkins
Tracy Morgan ... friend
Tracy Morgan ... Louis Armstrong
Maya Rudolph ... Della Peyton
Fred Armisen ... Kelvyn Delongpre
Dean Edwards ... Rufus Monroe
Steve Higgins ... announcer Voice
Sketch

Don's Apothecary

Rachel Dratch ... customer
Tracy Morgan ... Glenn
Chris Parnell ... customer
Horatio Sanz ... Don
Fred Armisen ... customer
Will Forte ... customer
Steve Higgins ... announcer Voice
Miscellaneous

Mr. Rogers Tribute

Cartoon

The X-Presidents

TV Funhouse

Jeff Bergman ... Bugs Bunny Voice
Bill Chott ... announcer Voice
Tom Kenny ... SpongeBob SquarePants Voice
Jim Morris ... Bill Clinton Voice
Jim Morris ... George Bush Voice
Jim Morris ... George W. Bush Voice
Jim Morris ... Gerald Ford Voice
Jim Morris ... Jimmy Carter Voice
Jim Morris ... Ronald Reagan Voice
Show

Profiles In Jazz

Anthony J. Caruso ... audience member
Monologue
Queen Latifah
Tracy Morgan ... Sir Mix-A-Lot
Maya Rudolph ... Cadillaqua
Horatio Sanz ... Sebastian
Fred Armisen ... trumpeter
Will Forte ... trumpeter
Seth Meyers ... Sagamore
Show

106 & Park Top Ten Live

This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.

Commercial

Who Farted?

Queen Latifah ... contestant
Rachel Dratch ... contestant
Darrell Hammond ... contestant
Tracy Morgan ... contestant
Chris Parnell ... announcer Voice
Maya Rudolph ... contestant
Horatio Sanz ... contestant
Will Forte ... contestant
Seth Meyers ... contestant
Show

Where Are They Now?

Queen Latifah ... Barbara
Amy Poehler ... Margey
Maya Rudolph ... Darcelle Chambers
Steve Higgins ... announcer Voice

This sketch originally appeared at the 02.15.2003 dress rehearsal.

The background music is absent for the first few minutes. This is fixed in reruns.

Weekend Update
Amy Poehler ... announcer Voice
Jimmy Fallon
Tina Fey
Horatio Sanz ... Khalid Shaikh Mohammed

Commentary on his picture

Jeff Richards ... Dustin Hoffman

The Update DoorCommentary on the Grammys

Chris Parnell ... Trevor The Broadway Guy
Eric Slovin ... Thomas Jefferson

In reruns, all of the guest segments are replaced with the dress rehearsal versions.

Sketch

Give Up The Ham

Queen Latifah ... Ayisha
Rachel Dratch ... Sylvia Nash
Chris Kattan ... Emily
Tracy Morgan ... Charlene
Chris Parnell ... spokesperson
Amy Poehler ... Jennifer Hastings
Maya Rudolph ... Chantel
Will Forte ... employee
Cartoon

The X-Presidents

TV Funhouse

Jeff Bergman ... Bugs Bunny Voice
Bill Chott ... announcer Voice
Tom Kenny ... SpongeBob SquarePants Voice
Jim Morris ... Bill Clinton Voice
Jim Morris ... George Bush Voice
Jim Morris ... George W. Bush Voice
Jim Morris ... Gerald Ford Voice
Jim Morris ... Jimmy Carter Voice
Jim Morris ... Ronald Reagan Voice
Amy Poehler ... Blossom Voice
Robert Smigel ... Achmed Voice
Robert Smigel ... Dick Cheney Voice
Robert Smigel ... militant Voice
Robert Smigel ... skunk Voice
Show

Profiles In Jazz

Queen Latifah ... Alberta Jones
Darrell Hammond ... Jack Perkins
Tracy Morgan ... friend
Tracy Morgan ... Louis Armstrong
Maya Rudolph ... Della Peyton
Fred Armisen ... Kelvyn Delongpre
Dean Edwards ... Rufus Monroe
Steve Higgins ... announcer Voice
Anthony J. Caruso ... audience member
Sketch

Don's Apothecary

Queen Latifah ... Talandra
Rachel Dratch ... customer
Tracy Morgan ... Glenn
Chris Parnell ... customer
Horatio Sanz ... Don
Fred Armisen ... customer
Will Forte ... customer
Steve Higgins ... announcer Voice

This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.

Miscellaneous

Mr. Rogers Tribute