| Sketch |
| Queen Latifah | ... | Talandra |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | customer |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Glenn |
| Chris Parnell | ... | customer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Don#1 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | customer |
| Will Forte | ... | customer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
♬Joe Swingman Orchestra - "A Swinging Year"