| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Jeff Richards | ... |
Burt Bacharach Commentary on the Iraq war |
| Tracy Morgan |
Commentary on Black History Month | |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ||
| Jennifer Garner | ||
| Eric Slovin | ... | blind man |