| Sketch | Michael Jackson in a Tree |
| Jennifer Garner | ... | Lisa Marie Presley |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Elizabeth Taylor |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Michael Jackson |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Michael 7 |
| Will Forte | ... | Michael 24 |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Michael 19 |