| Show | American Morning |
| Eric McCormack | ... | Brent Dunlop |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Koatie Jeffers |
| Tina Fey | ... | Paula Zahn |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Terrence Peeler |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Stephanie Lockland |
⁕The theme music for this sketch was later used for "Action News 13" on 11.08.2003.