| Commercial |
| Eric McCormack | ... | Tyler Smythe Seetherton /Johnny Knoxville |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | theatregoer |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | theatregoer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Crayton Dumont /Steve-o |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Chris Pontius |
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
| Anthony J. Caruso | ... | audience member |
| Carrie Locklyn | ... | dancer |
⁕Everything except the theatregoer scene is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.