| Cold Opening | Iraqi State Television |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Rasheed Al-Mulakh |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Pervez Al-Huwayah |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Daljit Kalakh Galanlaneesh |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Saddam Hussein Live |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Omar Bakish Still |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Tarik Al-Darwash Still |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amir Arison | ... | guard |