| Sketch | Gay Voicemail |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Larry Henderson |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Vicky |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Don |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Stephanie |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | system voice Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | coworker |
| Dean Edwards | ... | coworker |
| Jeff Richards | ... | coworker |
♬Kylie Minogue - "Can't Get You Out of My Head"
♬Frankie Goes To Hollywood - "Relax"