| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Sketch | The Scorpion Prince |
| Miscellaneous | Drunk Girls |
| Musical Sketch | On The Subway |
| Musical Performance | "Party Hard" |
| Musical Performance | "I Get Wet" |
| Miscellaneous | A Message From Saturday Night Live |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Bill Callahan |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Brian Fellow |
| Steve Higgins | ... | bird Voice |
| Sketch | The Scorpion Prince |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | warrior |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jeremy |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Scorpion Queen |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Consuela |
| Will Ferrell | ... | mechanic |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | shopkeeper |
| Chris Parnell | ... | spokesperson |
| Amy Poehler | ... | waitress |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Nicole |
| Dean Edwards | ... | transvestite |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Bradford Darcy Winston |
| Will Ferrell | ... | priest |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Elisa |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Honey Chiffon |
| Chris Kattan | ... | patron |
| Seth Meyers | ... | transvestite |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | patron |
| Chris Parnell | ... | emcee |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Horatio Sanz | ... |
Gene Shalit
Review of the bears that rampaged his home |
| Commercial | All Aboard The Freedom Train: The Duets of Neil Diamond and Bigfoot |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Neil Diamond |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mark |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Gator |
| Amy Poehler | ... | white trash wife |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | 911 operator Voice |
| Miscellaneous | A Message From Saturday Night Live |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Chris Kattan | ||
| Tracy Morgan | ||
| Horatio Sanz | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Horatio Sanz | ... |
Gene Shalit
Review of the bears that rampaged his home |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| The Rock | ... | Danny MacLaine |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Bill Callahan |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Brian Fellow |
| Steve Higgins | ... | bird Voice |
| Sketch | The Scorpion Prince |
| The Rock | ... | Scorpion King |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | warrior |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jeremy |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Scorpion Queen |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Consuela |
| Will Ferrell | ... | mechanic |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | shopkeeper |
| Chris Parnell | ... | spokesperson |
| Amy Poehler | ... | waitress |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| The Rock | ... | Michael Anthony |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Nicole |
| Dean Edwards | ... | transvestite |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Bradford Darcy Winston |
| Will Ferrell | ... | priest |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Elisa |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Honey Chiffon |
| Chris Kattan | ... | patron |
| Seth Meyers | ... | transvestite |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | patron |
| Chris Parnell | ... | emcee |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Horatio Sanz | ... |
Gene Shalit
Review of the bears that rampaged his home |
| Commercial | All Aboard The Freedom Train: The Duets of Neil Diamond and Bigfoot |
| The Rock | ... | Bigfoot |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Neil Diamond |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| The Rock | ... | EMT |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mark |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Gator |
| Amy Poehler | ... | white trash wife |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | 911 operator Voice |
| Miscellaneous | A Message From Saturday Night Live |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Chris Kattan | ||
| Tracy Morgan | ||
| Horatio Sanz | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Rock | 7 | ||||
| Andrew W.K. | 2 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 2 | 1 | |||
| Dean Edwards | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 6 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 6 | 3 | |||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Ana Gasteyer | 2 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 3 | ||||
| Tracy Morgan | 4 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 3 | 1 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jeff Richards | 1 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 3 | 1 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 2 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 4 | 4 | |||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| 60 | 6 | 7 | 10 |