March 16, 2002#9
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Ian McKellen | ... | Maggie Smith |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Paula Jones |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Tonya Harding |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Louie Anderson |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Ian McKellen | ... | Maggie Smith |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Paula Jones |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Tonya Harding |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Louie Anderson |