| Cold Opening | Buddy's Memorial Service |
| Commercial | Hello Stepson, Now Let's Go To Bed: I Went To Bed With My Stepson: The Lara Bengal Covington Story |
| Show | Shout Out!! Show |
| Musical Performance | "Get The Party Started" |
| Sketch | Holiday Travel |
| Miscellaneous | My Best List for 2001 |
| Musical Performance | "Don't Let Me Get Me" |
| Show | The Playboy Channel Burqa Baddies |
| Cold Opening | Buddy's Memorial Service |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Live |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Rev. Canon Cornel Julius Wilson |
| Show |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sheldon |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Randy Goldman |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Megan |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Banglian |
| Commercial | Hello Stepson, Now Let's Go To Bed: I Went To Bed With My Stepson: The Lara Bengal Covington Story |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Marisa Suzannehouse /Lara Bengal Covington |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | David Carter /Doug Bengal Covington |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Shout Out!! Show |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Ken Stein |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Grand Master Freddy |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Zola /caller Voice |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Big Perv /caller Voice |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Murphy /caller Voice |
| Rick Fox | ... | cameraman |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Tracy Morgan | ... |
Maya Angelou
Previews her Hallmark greeting cards |
| Horatio Sanz | ... |
Ryan Henley Perform their Uncle Rollo comedy routine via video phone |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Don Stiles |
| Show |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Monica Lewinsky |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Justin Timberlake |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | George Lucas |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Chris Kirkpatrick |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Samuel L. Jackson |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Joey Fatone |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Jar Jar Binks |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Ewan McGregor |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Lance Bass |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Holiday Travel |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | passenger |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | passenger |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | passenger |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Vicki |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Kenneth |
| Show | The Playboy Channel Burqa Baddies |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Lara |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | actress |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | actress |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Gina |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | actor |
| Commercial | Hello Stepson, Now Let's Go To Bed: I Went To Bed With My Stepson: The Lara Bengal Covington Story |
| Josh Hartnett | ... | Michael Taylor Stevenson /Jeff |
| Cartoon |
| Steve Carell | ... | Gary Voice |
| Bill Chott | ... | announcer Voice |
| Stephen Colbert | ... | Ace Voice |
| Wael Haggiagi | ... | militant Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Bill Clinton Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | George Bush Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Gerald Ford Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Jimmy Carter Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Ronald Reagan Voice |
| Cartoon |
| Jim Morris | ... | Bill Clinton Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | George Bush Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Gerald Ford Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Jimmy Carter Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Ronald Reagan Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Geraldo Rivera Voice |
| Cold Opening | Buddy's Memorial Service |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Live |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Rev. Canon Cornel Julius Wilson |
| Show |
| Josh Hartnett | ... | Zach Bodorf |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sheldon |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Randy Goldman |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Megan |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Banglian |
| Commercial | Hello Stepson, Now Let's Go To Bed: I Went To Bed With My Stepson: The Lara Bengal Covington Story |
| Josh Hartnett | ... | Michael Taylor Stevenson /Jeff |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Marisa Suzannehouse /Lara Bengal Covington |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | David Carter /Doug Bengal Covington |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cartoon |
| Steve Carell | ... | Gary Voice |
| Bill Chott | ... | announcer Voice |
| Stephen Colbert | ... | Ace Voice |
| Wael Haggiagi | ... | militant Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Bill Clinton Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | George Bush Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Gerald Ford Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Jimmy Carter Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Ronald Reagan Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Geraldo Rivera Voice |
| Show | Shout Out!! Show |
| Josh Hartnett | ... | Robert Saltzman |
| Pink | ... | Dina Dexter |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Ken Stein |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Grand Master Freddy |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Zola /caller Voice |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Big Perv /caller Voice |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Murphy /caller Voice |
| Rick Fox | ... | cameraman |
♬Eric B. & Rakim - "Eric B. Is President"
♬Wreckx-N-Effect - "Rump Shaker"
♬Nas - "Got Ur Self A..."
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Tracy Morgan | ... |
Maya Angelou
Previews her Hallmark greeting cards |
| Horatio Sanz | ... |
Ryan Henley Perform their Uncle Rollo comedy routine via video phone |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Don Stiles |
| Show |
| Josh Hartnett | ... | J.C. Chasez |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Monica Lewinsky |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Justin Timberlake |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | George Lucas |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Chris Kirkpatrick |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Samuel L. Jackson |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Joey Fatone |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Jar Jar Binks |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Ewan McGregor |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Lance Bass |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Holiday Travel |
| Josh Hartnett | ... | Captain Roger Douglas |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | passenger |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | passenger |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | passenger |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Vicki |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Kenneth |
| Show | The Playboy Channel Burqa Baddies |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Lara |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | actress |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | actress |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Gina |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | actor |
⁕This sketch originally appeared at the 12.15.2001 dress rehearsal.
♬SEX-O-RAMA - "Stiffed"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Josh Hartnett | 6 | 1 | |||
| Pink | 3 | ||||
| Steve Carell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Bill Chott | 1 | 1 | |||
| Stephen Colbert | 1 | 1 | |||
| Wael Haggiagi | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jim Morris | 1 | 5 | 5 | ||
| Rachel Dratch | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Will Ferrell | |||||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Ana Gasteyer | 5 | 2 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 5 | 2 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 3 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Dean Edwards | 2 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jeff Richards | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Rick Fox | 1 | ||||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| 63 | 4 | 17 | 22 |