| Show | The Playboy Channel Burqa Baddies |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Lara |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | actress |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | actress |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Gina |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | actor |
⁕This sketch originally appeared at the 12.15.2001 dress rehearsal.
♬SEX-O-RAMA - "Stiffed"