| Sketch | Mango |
| Ellen DeGeneres | ||
| Liza Frank | ... | lesbian |
| Kelly Kirklyn | ... | lesbian |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Michael Portanova |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mango |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Bruce Vilanch |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Charlie Rose |
♬Parry Music - "Flood Tide"
♬Everything But The Girl - "Missing"
♬The Beatles - "A Hard Day's Night"