| Cold Opening | White House Call |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Colin Powell |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Al Gore Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Rumsfeld |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Richard B. Myers |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Condoleezza Rice |