| Sketch |
| Seann William Scott | ... | Jason Stamper |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Jill Butt |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jarret |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ian Tombelson Still |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Dennis Eschenberg Still |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gobi |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jonathan Feinstein |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Jeff |