| Sketch |
| Seann William Scott | ... | clerk |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jeffrey's clerk |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Jeffrey's supervisor |
| Chris Kattan | ... | customer |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | customer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jeffrey's customer |
⁕Jimmy Fallon calls Chris Kattan "Corky", a reference to his movie "Corky Romano" which opened the following Friday.