| Cold Opening | Vice Presidential Address |
| Sketch | Physical |
| Sketch | Premiere Playhouse The Scarlet Letter |
| Musical Performance | "It's My Life" |
| Show | MSNBC Investigates |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from Shaquille O'Neal |
| Musical Performance | "You Give Love a Bad Name" |
| Sketch | Shooters |
| Cold Opening | Vice Presidential Address |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Physical |
| Will Ferrell | ... | doctor |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | doctor |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mr. Harris |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | nurse |
| Sketch | Premiere Playhouse The Scarlet Letter |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | elder |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Steve |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hester Prynne |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | host |
| Chris Parnell | ... | reverend |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jedediah |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | sinner |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | sinner |
| Commercial |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Ewan McGregor |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Zidler |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Christina Aguilera |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | narrator Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Toulouse Lautrec |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | singer |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Mya |
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
| Show | MSNBC Investigates |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Ryan |
| Will Ferrell | ... | John Seigenthaler |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Bea Arthur |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Jamie Gruber |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Kevin |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wayne Gruber |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Tim |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Barbara Jo Gruber |
| Show |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Randy Goldman |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Banglian |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sheldon |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Megan |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from Shaquille O'Neal |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Shaquille O'Neal |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Randy Goldman |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Banglian |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sheldon |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Megan |
| Show | MSNBC Investigates |
| Cold Opening | Vice Presidential Address |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Physical |
| Lara Flynn Boyle | ... | Dr. Wallace |
| Will Ferrell | ... | doctor |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | doctor |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mr. Harris |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | nurse |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch |
| Jon Bon Jovi | ||
| Richie Sambora | ||
| Chris Kattan | ... | Kyle DeMarco |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Sean DeMarco |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | dancer |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
♬Bon Jovi - "It's My Life"
♬Bon Jovi - "Runaway"
♬Bon Jovi - "Wanted Dead Or Alive (Live)"
| Sketch | Premiere Playhouse The Scarlet Letter |
| Lara Flynn Boyle | ... | sinner |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | elder |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Steve |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hester Prynne |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | host |
| Chris Parnell | ... | reverend |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jedediah |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | sinner |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | sinner |
⁕Chris Parnell accidentally says "committed" instead of "accused". This is fixed in reruns.
| Weekend Update |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Lou Reed |
Responds to the rumors of his death |
| Commercial |
| Lara Flynn Boyle | ... | Nicole Kidman |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Ewan McGregor |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Zidler |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Christina Aguilera |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | narrator Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Toulouse Lautrec |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | singer |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Mya |
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
| Fabiola Hesslein | ... | dancer |
| Show | MSNBC Investigates |
| Lara Flynn Boyle | ... | Norah O'Donnell |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Ryan |
| Will Ferrell | ... | John Seigenthaler |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Bea Arthur |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Jamie Gruber |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Kevin |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wayne Gruber |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Tim |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Barbara Jo Gruber |
⁕Chris Kattan suffered a neck injury after falling backward in a chair.
⁕In reruns, the first Norah O'Donnell segment is replaced with the dress rehearsal version. In the live show, Lara Flynn Boyle can be seen leaving the set at the end of the shot.
| Show |
| Lara Flynn Boyle | ... | Ms. Gretel Stokes |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Randy Goldman |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Banglian |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sheldon |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Megan |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from Shaquille O'Neal |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Shaquille O'Neal |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Shooters |
| Lara Flynn Boyle | ... | bartender |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Kip Bloater |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wayne Bloater |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lara Flynn Boyle | 8 | 2 | |||
| Bon Jovi | 2 | ||||
| Jon Bon Jovi | 1 | ||||
| Richie Sambora | 1 | ||||
| Lou Reed | 1 | ||||
| Delbert McClinton | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Will Ferrell | 4 | 1 | |||
| Ana Gasteyer | 3 | 2 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tracy Morgan | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 6 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Jerry Minor | |||||
| Maya Rudolph | 6 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Danielle Flora | 1 | ||||
| Adam McKay | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Fabiola Hesslein | 1 | ||||
| 65 | 9 | 11 | 5 |