| Cold Opening | Vice Presidential Address |
| Sketch | Physical |
| Sketch | Premiere Playhouse The Scarlet Letter |
| Musical Performance | "It's My Life" |
| Show | MSNBC Investigates |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from Shaquille O'Neal |
| Musical Performance | "You Give Love a Bad Name" |
| Sketch | Shooters |
| Cold Opening | Vice Presidential Address |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Physical |
| Will Ferrell | ... | doctor |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | doctor |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mr. Harris |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | nurse |
| Sketch | Premiere Playhouse The Scarlet Letter |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | elder |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Steve |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hester Prynne |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | host |
| Chris Parnell | ... | reverend |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jedediah |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | sinner |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | sinner |
| Commercial |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Ewan McGregor |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Zidler |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Christina Aguilera |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | narrator Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Toulouse Lautrec |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | singer |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Mya |
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
| Show | MSNBC Investigates |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Ryan |
| Will Ferrell | ... | John Seigenthaler |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Bea Arthur |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Jamie Gruber |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Kevin |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wayne Gruber |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Tim |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Barbara Jo Gruber |
| Show |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Randy Goldman |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Banglian |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sheldon |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Megan |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from Shaquille O'Neal |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Shaquille O'Neal |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Randy Goldman |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Banglian |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sheldon |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Megan |
| Show | MSNBC Investigates |
| Cold Opening | Vice Presidential Address |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Physical |
| Lara Flynn Boyle | ... | Dr. Wallace |
| Will Ferrell | ... | doctor |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | doctor |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mr. Harris |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | nurse |
| Sketch |
| Jon Bon Jovi | ||
| Richie Sambora | ||
| Chris Kattan | ... | Kyle DeMarco |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Sean DeMarco |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | dancer |
♬Bon Jovi - "It's My Life"
♬Bon Jovi - "Runaway"
♬Bon Jovi - "Wanted Dead Or Alive (Live)"
| Sketch | Premiere Playhouse The Scarlet Letter |
| Lara Flynn Boyle | ... | sinner |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | elder |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Steve |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hester Prynne |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | host |
| Chris Parnell | ... | reverend |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jedediah |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | sinner |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | sinner |
| Weekend Update |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Lou Reed |
Responds to the rumors of his death |
| Commercial |
| Lara Flynn Boyle | ... | Nicole Kidman |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Ewan McGregor |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Zidler |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Christina Aguilera |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | narrator Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Toulouse Lautrec |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | singer |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Mya |
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
| Fabiola Hesslein | ... | dancer |
| Show | MSNBC Investigates |
| Lara Flynn Boyle | ... | Norah O'Donnell |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Ryan |
| Will Ferrell | ... | John Seigenthaler |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Bea Arthur |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Jamie Gruber |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Kevin |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wayne Gruber |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Tim |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Barbara Jo Gruber |
⁕Chris Kattan suffered a neck injury after falling backward in a chair.
| Show |
| Lara Flynn Boyle | ... | Ms. Gretel Stokes |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Randy Goldman |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Banglian |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sheldon |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Megan |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from Shaquille O'Neal |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Shaquille O'Neal |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Shooters |
| Lara Flynn Boyle | ... | bartender |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Kip Bloater |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wayne Bloater |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lara Flynn Boyle | 8 | 2 | |||
| Bon Jovi | 2 | ||||
| Jon Bon Jovi | 1 | ||||
| Richie Sambora | 1 | ||||
| Lou Reed | 1 | ||||
| Delbert McClinton | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Will Ferrell | 4 | 1 | |||
| Ana Gasteyer | 3 | 2 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tracy Morgan | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 6 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Jerry Minor | |||||
| Maya Rudolph | 6 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Danielle Flora | 1 | ||||
| Adam McKay | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Fabiola Hesslein | 1 | ||||
| 65 | 9 | 11 | 5 |