| Sketch | Premiere Playhouse The Scarlet Letter |
| Lara Flynn Boyle | ... | sinner |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | sinner |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | elder |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Steve |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hester Prynne |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | host |
| Chris Parnell | ... | reverend |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | sinner |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jedediah |