| Sketch | Mango |
| Jennifer Lopez | ||
| Will Ferrell | ... | director |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Celine Dion |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | director |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mango |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Aretha Franklin |
| Chris Parnell | ... | dancer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | singer |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Shania Twain |
| Jerry Minor | ... | singer |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Diana Ross |
♬Jennifer Lopez - "Love Don't Cost a Thing"