| Sketch |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ching Change |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | customer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | J. Gordon Harrington III |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Chang |
| Paula Pell | ... | chicken Voice |
| Andy Murphy | ... | audience member |
⁕During a wide shot, the cue cards are briefly seen on the left side of the screen. This is removed in reruns.