| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Sketch | Colonial Museum |
| Cartoon | Trouble Coming Twice |
| Sketch | Woodrow |
| Musical Performance | "Oops!...I Did It Again" |
| Musical Performance | "Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know" |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Will Ferrell | ... | moderator |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hillary Clinton Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Rudy Giuliani |
| Sketch | Colonial Museum |
| Cartoon | Trouble Coming Twice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bob Costas Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Shaquille O'Neal Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | chief Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Doug Collins Voice |
| Sketch | Woodrow |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | fan |
| Will Ferrell | ... | fan |
| Chris Kattan | ... | fan |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Woodrow |
| Chris Parnell | ... | manager |
| Molly Shannon | ... | fan |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Chris Parnell | ||
| Molly Shannon | ... | Angelina Jolie |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Billy Bob Thornton |
| Chris Kattan | ... | James Haven Voight |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Qrplt*xk |
| Sketch |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | dancer |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Kyle DeMarco |
| Tim Meadows | ... | manager |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Sean DeMarco |
| Sketch | Comeback Tour |
| Cartoon | Trouble Coming Twice |
| Steve Carell | ... | Gary Voice |
| Bill Chott | ... | announcer Voice |
| Stephen Colbert | ... | Ace Voice |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hillary Clinton Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Rudy Giuliani |
| Cartoon | Trouble Coming Twice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bob Costas Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Shaquille O'Neal Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Doug Collins Voice |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Will Ferrell | ... | moderator |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hillary Clinton Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Rudy Giuliani |
| Commercial |
| Kelly Ebsary | ... | dancer |
| Gregor Manns | ... | dancer |
| Santos Morales | ... | dancer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | dancer |
⁕On the live show, this commercial parody used the same audio as the real Gap commercial, but it is replaced in reruns.
| Show |
| Britney Spears | ... | Dawn Pazlowski |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Tom Wilkins |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Cass Van Rye |
⁕Cheri Oteri's bad case of laryngitis is written into this sketch.
| Sketch | Colonial Museum |
| Britney Spears | ... | milk maiden |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Pat Sullivan |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Frankie Hilbert |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Denise McDenna |
| Cartoon | Trouble Coming Twice |
| Steve Carell | ... | Gary Voice |
| Bill Chott | ... | announcer Voice |
| Stephen Colbert | ... | Ace Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bob Costas Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Shaquille O'Neal Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | chief Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Doug Collins Voice |
| Sketch | Woodrow |
| Britney Spears | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | fan |
| Will Ferrell | ... | fan |
| Chris Kattan | ... | fan |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Woodrow |
| Chris Parnell | ... | manager |
| Molly Shannon | ... | fan |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Chris Parnell | ||
| Molly Shannon | ... | Angelina Jolie |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Billy Bob Thornton |
| Chris Kattan | ... | James Haven Voight |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Qrplt*xk |
| Sketch |
| Britney Spears | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | dancer |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Kyle DeMarco |
| Tim Meadows | ... | manager |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Sean DeMarco |
♬Britney Spears - "Oops!...I Did It Again"
♬Britney Spears - "(You Drive Me) Crazy"
♬Britney Spears - "...Baby One More Time"
| Sketch | Comeback Tour |
| Commercial |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Sammy |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Aunt Jemima |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Uncle Jemima |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Britney Spears | 7 | ||||
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | 1 | ||||
| Patricia Oteri | 1 | ||||
| Kelly Ebsary | 1 | ||||
| Gregor Manns | 1 | ||||
| Santos Morales | 1 | ||||
| Steve Carell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Bill Chott | 1 | 1 | |||
| Stephen Colbert | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Will Ferrell | 4 | 2 | |||
| Ana Gasteyer | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 4 | 2 | 3 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tim Meadows | 2 | ||||
| Tracy Morgan | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Cheri Oteri | 2 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 5 | 2 | |||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Horatio Sanz | 3 | 2 | |||
| Molly Shannon | 2 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 2 | 2 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | |||||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | 2 | ||
| 54 | 13 | 8 | 10 |