| Show | The Christopher Lowell Show |
| John Goodman | ... | Ed Gerrard |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Patrick Clifford |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Helen Gerrard |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Christopher Lowell |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns, in which Chris Kattan's beard is coming off.