| Commercial |
| Christopher Walken | ... | Fidel Castro |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | David Mack Wilson /Elian Gonzales |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | boat passenger |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Janet Reno |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Sandra Milhart /American relative |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | boat passenger |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | narrator Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Richard Kyle Pierce /Juan Gonzales |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | boat passenger |
| Chris Parnell | ... | boat passenger |
| Molly Shannon | ... | boat passenger |