| Sketch | Regis Auditions |
| Joshua Jackson | ... | Donny Osmond |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Janeane Garofalo |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Chris Rock |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Darva Conger |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Regis Philbin |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Michael Gelman |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Star Jones |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters |