| Sketch | Parents Day |
| Joshua Jackson | ... | Nelson Reardon |
| 'N Sync | ... | students |
| Chris Kirkpatrick | ... | Banks Brockton |
| The Statler Brothers | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Kevin von Bulow |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mr. Donahue |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Langley Reardon |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Collette Reardon |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mr. Brockton |