| Cold Opening | Moderate Candidate |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush#1 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Al Gore#1 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#51 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Al W. Bush-Gore Live |
| Neal Minahan | ... | pledge |
| Brian Shakti | ... | pledge |