| Cold Opening | Reform Party Headquarters |
| Sketch | St. Monica |
| Show | Action 8 News Watch |
| Musical Performance | "Thursday's Child" |
| Film | Oz |
| Sketch | Complaint Line |
| Sketch | ...and a Pizza Place |
| Musical Performance | "Rebel Rebel" |
| Sketch | Interrogation |
| Cold Opening | Reform Party Headquarters |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Jesse Ventura Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Trump |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Ross Perot |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Pat Buchanan |
| Show |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Tom Wilkins |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Cass Van Rye |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Eli Van Rye |
| Sketch | St. Monica |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Shawn Patrick Flanery |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | student |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Avram Horowitz |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Manut Greenburg |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Shelly Peterbuilt |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mary Katherine Gallagher |
| Show | Action 8 News Watch |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Roger Sorkin |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Taffy Davenport |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Sorrell Matthews |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Hale Breezy |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Chris Parnell | ... |
narrator Voice The MillenniumPart One: Sharks |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jerry Seinfeld |
| Sketch | Complaint Line |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Wally |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Carol |
| Chris Parnell | ... | supervisor |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | ...and a Pizza Place |
| Will Ferrell | ... | executive |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | narrator Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Andy Dick |
| Tim Meadows | ... | executive |
| Chris Parnell | ... | executive |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Giuseppe |
| Molly Shannon | ... | executive |
| Film | Oz |
| Harold Perrineau | ... | Augustus Hill |
| J.K. Simmons | ... | Vern Schillinger |
| Lee Tergesen | ... | Tobias Beecher |
| Dean Winters | ... | Ryan O'Reily |
| Sketch | St. Monica |
| Cold Opening | Reform Party Headquarters |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Jesse Ventura Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Trump |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Ross Perot |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Pat Buchanan |
| Cold Opening | Reform Party Headquarters |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Jesse Ventura Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Trump |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Ross Perot |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Pat Buchanan |
| Show |
| Jerry Seinfeld | ... | Dr. Jedodiah Purdey |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Tom Wilkins |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Cass Van Rye |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Eli Van Rye |
| Sketch | St. Monica |
| Jerry Seinfeld | ... | Lenny Schwartzman |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Shawn Patrick Flanery |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | student |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Avram Horowitz |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Manut Greenburg |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Shelly Peterbuilt |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mary Katherine Gallagher |
| Christy Meyers | ... | student |
| Show | Action 8 News Watch |
| Jerry Seinfeld | ... | Connor Stands |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Roger Sorkin |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Taffy Davenport |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Sorrell Matthews |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Hale Breezy |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕Taffy Davenport is the name of the main character in the John Waters film "Female Trouble".
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Chris Parnell | ... |
narrator Voice The MillenniumPart One: Sharks |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jerry Seinfeld |
Point/CounterpointThe Gap | |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jerry Seinfeld |
| Film | Oz |
| Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| Harold Perrineau | ... | Augustus Hill |
| J.K. Simmons | ... | Vern Schillinger |
| Lee Tergesen | ... | Tobias Beecher |
| Dean Winters | ... | Ryan O'Reily |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Complaint Line |
| Jerry Seinfeld | ... | Ryan |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Wally |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Carol |
| Chris Parnell | ... | supervisor |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | ...and a Pizza Place |
| A.J. Benza | ||
| Rick Ludwin | ||
| Will Ferrell | ... | executive |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | narrator Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Andy Dick |
| Tim Meadows | ... | executive |
| Chris Parnell | ... | executive |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Giuseppe |
| Molly Shannon | ... | executive |
| Sketch | Interrogation |
| Jerry Seinfeld | ... | victim |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Sammy |
| Will Ferrell | ... | thug |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | thug |
⁕The repeated reviving and punching of Jerry Seinfeld causes him and Will Ferrell to break character.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jerry Seinfeld | 8 | ||||
| David Bowie | 2 | ||||
| A.J. Benza | 1 | ||||
| Rick Ludwin | 1 | ||||
| Emm Gryner | 2 | ||||
| Harold Perrineau | 1 | ||||
| J.K. Simmons | 1 | ||||
| Lee Tergesen | 1 | ||||
| Dean Winters | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 2 | 2 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 2 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 8 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | 5 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 4 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 3 | ||||
| Tracy Morgan | |||||
| Cheri Oteri | 3 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Chris Parnell | 8 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Horatio Sanz | 2 | ||||
| Molly Shannon | 2 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Christy Meyers | 1 | ||||
| 62 | 5 | 6 | 10 |