| Show | Happy Smile Patrol |
| John Goodman | ... | William Sorris /Teddy Tickles |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Alan Guyton /Harry Hugs |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Walter Kemp /Cuddly Kevy |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Brenda Panhauser /Glenda Giggles |
| Chris Parnell | ... | news anchor |