| Aired: | 09.26.1998 (8 / 20) |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Danika Sharpe |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Gilbert Gottfried |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Tom Bergeron |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Kathy Griffin |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Rodney Dangerfield |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Johnny, announcer (voice) |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Andy Dick |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Whoopi Goldberg |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Walt Dupree |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Fran Drescher |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Fred Savage |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Louie Anderson |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Marie Osmond |