| Cold Opening | Oprah 2002 |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Tina Baxter |
| John Goodman | ... | Linda Tripp#2 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hillary Clinton#4 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#37 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Oprah Winfrey#7 Live |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Thelma Weston |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky#10 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Kenneth Starr#1 |