| Cold Opening | Two Broadcasts |
| Lewis Lapham | ||
| Jim Breuer | ... | Goat Boy#9 Live |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Janet Reno#9 Live |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hillary Clinton#3 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#36 Live |
| Tim Meadows | ||
| Tim Meadows | ... | O.J. Simpson#13 Live |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Oprah Winfrey#5 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Paula Jones#3 Live |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky#9 Live |
♬Fleetwood Mac - "Don't Stop"
♬Spice Girls - "Wannabe"