| Cold Opening | Multiple Broadcasts |
| Lewis Lapham | ||
| Jim Breuer | ... | Goat Boy Live |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Janet Reno Live |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hillary Clinton |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Live |
| Tim Meadows | ||
| Tim Meadows | ... | O.J. Simpson Live |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Oprah Winfrey |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Paula Jones Live |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky Live |
♬Fleetwood Mac - "Don't Stop"
♬Spice Girls - "Wannabe"