| Cold Opening | Monica Meets Linda |
| John Goodman | ... | Linda Tripp |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Bob Dole |
| Chris Kattan | ... | waiter |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Vernon Jordan |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky Live |
| Cold Opening | Monica Meets Linda |
| John Goodman | ... | Linda Tripp |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Bob Dole |
| Chris Kattan | ... | waiter |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Vernon Jordan |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky Live |