| Cartoon | George Clooney |
| Stephen Colbert | ... | George Clooney Voice |
| Stephen Colbert | ... | Steve Thomas Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Diane Sawyer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dan Rather Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Eddie Murphy Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | photographer Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters Voice |
| Robert Smigel | Voice |