| Aired: | 01.10.1998 (8 / 16) |
| Stephen Colbert | ... | George Clooney (voice) |
| Stephen Colbert | ... | Steve Thomas (voice) |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Diane Sawyer (voice) |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dan Rather (voice) |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Eddie Murphy (voice) |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | photographer (voice) |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters (voice) |
| Robert Smigel (voice) |