| Sketch | Evita |
| Sting | ... | general |
| Jim Breuer | ... | guard |
| Will Ferrell | ... | guard |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Eva Peron |
| Chris Kattan | ... | guard |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Juan Peron |
| Mark McKinney | ... | guard |
| Tim Meadows | ... | rebel |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.