| Monologue |
| Alec Baldwin | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ||
| Tim Meadows | ||
| Tracy Morgan | ||
| Molly Shannon | ||
| Norm Hiscock | ... | wig groomer |
| Phil Hymes | ... | Phil Weston |
| Lorne Michaels | ||
| Don Pardo | ||
| Paula Pell | ... | Betty Michaels |
⁕Everything before Alec Baldwin opens the studio door is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns. In the live show, Alec accidentally trips as he walks off the monologue stage.