| Sketch | Clinton's Itinerary |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Michael |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Peter Wolk |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Jason Howard |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Eugene Amos |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Michael Brooks |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Sheryl Wolk |
| Molly Shannon | ... | secretary |