| Show |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Rex Reed |
| Will Ferrell | ... | anchor |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Liz Smith |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | George Whipple III |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Michael Musto |
| Mark McKinney | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Julie Brown |