| Aired: | 10.26.1996 (3 / 13) |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Michael |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Goat Boy |
| Patrick Ferrell | ... | scientist |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | technical difficulties announcer (voice) |
| Norm Hiscock | ... | scientist |
| Chris Kattan | ... | scientist |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Joseph Hazelwood |
| Mark McKinney | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Ryan Shiraki | ... | scientist |