| Cold Opening | Debate Prep |
| David Lander | ... | Squiggy#2 |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Jim Lehrer#1 |
| Will Ferrell | ... | campaigner |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Elizabeth Dole#1 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#7 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | campaigner |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole#16 Live |
| Mark McKinney | ... | campaigner |
♬Boston Pops Orchestra - "American Salute"