| Sketch |
| Tom Hanks | ... | barhop |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Steve Butabi |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Doug Butabi |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | passenger |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | dancer |
| Colin Quinn | ... | guard |
| Fred Wolf | ... | painter |
| Ryan Shiraki | ... | dancer |
| Patrick Ferrell | ... | dancer |
| Joe Ingenito | ... | inmate |
| Andy Murphy | ... | suspect |