| Sketch |
| Tom Hanks | ... | guy |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Steve Butabi#4 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Doug Butabi#4 |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | passenger |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | dancer |
| Colin Quinn | ... | guard |
| Ryan Shiraki | ... | dancer |
| Fred Wolf | ... | painter |
| Patrick Ferrell | ... | dancer |
| Joe Ingenito | ... | inmate |
| Andy Murphy | ... | suspect |
♬Haddaway - "What Is Love"