May 18, 1996#1
| Cold Opening |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole Live |
| Cold Opening |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole Live |