| Cold Opening |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole#5 Live |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Steve Forbes#1 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Bernard Shaw#3 |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Bobbie Battista#2 |
⁕Bernard Shaw's introduction is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
♬Randi Panken - "Nightly News"