December 2, 1995#1
| Cold Opening |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Jesse Helms Live |
| David Koechner | ... | Phil Gramm |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Pat Buchanan |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Bernard Shaw |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Bobbie Battista |
| Andy Murphy | ... | protestor |
| Cold Opening |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Jesse Helms Live |
| David Koechner | ... | Phil Gramm |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Pat Buchanan |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Bernard Shaw |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Bobbie Battista |
| Andy Murphy | ... | protestor |