| Aired: | 10.07.1995 (13 / 17) |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Chick, caller (voice) |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Bill McDonald |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Mr. O.J. Food |
| David Koechner | ... | Ed Bennett |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Craig Shipley |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Alan Fuchs |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Helen, caller (voice) |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Susan Karten |
| Ryan Shiraki | ... | Earl Agus |