| Sketch | Sparklebrite |
| Paul Reiser | ... | Scott Berman |
| Chris Elliott | ... | Stu |
| Chris Farley | ... | friend |
| Michael McKean | ... | Mortimer |
| Mark McKinney | ... | friend |
| Tim Meadows | ... | DeShaun |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bob |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | executive |
| Jay Mohr | ... | executive |
| Molly Shannon | ... | wife |