| Sketch | The Daily Planet |
| Paul Reiser | ... | The Night Stalker |
| Chris Farley | ... | Boomerang |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Armor Man |
| Michael McKean | ... | Perry White |
| David Spade | ... | Jimmy Olsen |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | Maidenhawk |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Lois Lane |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |