| Aired: | 03.18.1995 (1 / 15) |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Marta |
| Chris Farley | ... | Newt Gingrich |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Candace Gingrich |
| Tim Meadows | ... | reporter (voice) |
| Jay Mohr | ... | reporter (voice) |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | reporter (voice) |
| Molly Shannon | ... | reporter (voice) |