| Sketch | Taxi Driver, The Musical |
| John Turturro | ... | Martin Scorsese |
| John Turturro | ... | Robert DeNiro |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | hooker |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Iris |
| Michael McKean | ... | taxi driver |
| Tim Meadows | ... | taxi driver |
| Jay Mohr | ... | pimp |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | reporter |
| Adam Sandler | ... | taxi driver |
| David Spade | ... | dealer |